A Letter I Forgot to Send...
Dear Coldplay,
You are awesome and I love you!! Your new album is wonderful and I listen to it daily.
However…
Do you realize that you robbed me of a milestone experience that should have happened years ago but I was too busy having babies and getting education and generally being a contributing member to society and now I finally had the opportunity to go to my first real concert of a band I actually love but you decided that Toronto was far more important than Edmonton, Calgary and Winnipeg combined even though I would have been willing to pay at least three times as much as you were charging in the States to even get a brief glimpse of you from behind a pillar in the nose bleed section and drive up to sixteen hours to attend a concert in any of the three locations in western Canada none of which hold any interest for me other than an H & M or an Ikea????????!!!!!!!!!!!
Please send me airfare and free tickets to see you in
Sincerely,
A woman who won’t get to see a real concert before she’s thirty
Labels: bitterness, celebrity stalking, letters
okay, so i'm delurking! i can't even remember how i found your blog (a friend of a friend?) but i know that our parents know each other.
i enjoy your take on faith and art and parenthood.
i love coldplay too. i heart coldplay. they are playing in pemberton, bc (july end) but i unfortunately will be in sask. at that time.
hmmm... toronto tickets for me too please?!